BREAKING: Datacentres are now officially a natural disaster. Governments rush to bail out tech giants battling “severe GPU trauma.” Read the absurd story.
In a bold move that economists are calling “both inevitable and horrifyingly efficient,” major tech corporations have officially declared themselves sovereign nations. The coalition – consisting…
In a shocking yet strangely comforting revelation this week, a coalition of top global economists held a joint press conference to admit that, for the past…
