A leaked document reveals Australia’s under-16 YouTube ban is really about steering kids toward gambling ads. Totally real. Definitely satire.

Breaking: A loving proposal to ban parents from Facebook until they pass a “Share Responsibly” test. Your family group chat is already nodding.

California crowns its bravest: influencers, the first responders to vibes. They fight FOMO, stabilise timelines, and offer 15% off salvation. Satire, obviously.

Sydney launches ibis pop-ups with latte art in “peck.” Tour buses now circle bins like lookouts; smart lids battle smarter beaks. Come for the coffee, leave with fewer chips.