Society November 8, 2025The Case for Banning Parents from Facebook (For Their Own Good, Obviously) Breaking: A loving proposal to ban parents from Facebook until they pass a “Share Responsibly” test. Your family group chat is already nodding.
Entertainment November 8, 2025Influencers Confirm They’re Society’s First Responders (to Vibes) California crowns its bravest: influencers, the first responders to vibes. They fight FOMO, stabilise timelines, and offer 15% off salvation. Satire, obviously.
