Author: SadNation

BREAKING: Datacentres are now officially a natural disaster. Governments rush to bail out tech giants battling “severe GPU trauma.” Read the absurd story.

In a bold new frontier for corporate victimhood, a coalition of fossil fuel giants, plastic manufacturers, and a few surprisingly sensitive hedge funds have filed a…

In a bold move that economists are calling “both inevitable and horrifyingly efficient,” major tech corporations have officially declared themselves sovereign nations. The coalition – consisting…

In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through social media, TikTok has announced a complete ban on dancing, the very thing that made the app…

In a shocking yet strangely comforting revelation this week, a coalition of top global economists held a joint press conference to admit that, for the past…

In a bold and visionary move that economists are already calling “absolutely unhinged”, the Australian Government has announced its latest solution to the ongoing housing crisis:…

Australia’s tourism industry is on high alert this week after a sharp rise in reported drop bear attacks at popular camping destinations. Authorities have warned visitors…