Author: SadNation

A leaked document reveals Australia’s under-16 YouTube ban is really about steering kids toward gambling ads. Totally real. Definitely satire.

Breaking: A loving proposal to ban parents from Facebook until they pass a “Share Responsibly” test. Your family group chat is already nodding.

California crowns its bravest: influencers, the first responders to vibes. They fight FOMO, stabilise timelines, and offer 15% off salvation. Satire, obviously.

Sydney launches ibis pop-ups with latte art in “peck.” Tour buses now circle bins like lookouts; smart lids battle smarter beaks. Come for the coffee, leave with fewer chips.

Coles & Woolies launch 50g “snack-size beef” to help budgets. Great if your family is six cutlery sets and a dream. Shopping that slices thinner than the steak.

FIFA’s boldest play yet: a World Cup with VR headsets, AI refs that only take crypto, and crowds of Wi-Fi routers,held in Doha but mostly in your lounge room.

“Six months is basically squatting,” say landlords rolling out 3- and 6-week leases with rent reviews every 42 days. Loyalty stamp card included. What could go wrong?

Breaking: Netflix adds a “Skip Therapy” button so you can jump over feelings and get to the explosion. Catharsis optional, binge eternal.

Maison Déficit’s $400 “eco” tote promises to end shareholder poverty – one cashmere drawstring at a time. Is ethical opulence the new coupon?

Mindfulness, but make it loud: this app screams “JUST RELAX” until your watch agrees. Revolutionary serenity or capitalism’s loudest exhale yet? Read on.