Breaking: A loving proposal to ban parents from Facebook until they pass a “Share Responsibly” test. Your family group chat is already nodding.

California crowns its bravest: influencers, the first responders to vibes. They fight FOMO, stabilise timelines, and offer 15% off salvation. Satire, obviously.

Sydney launches ibis pop-ups with latte art in “peck.” Tour buses now circle bins like lookouts; smart lids battle smarter beaks. Come for the coffee, leave with fewer chips.

Coles & Woolies launch 50g “snack-size beef” to help budgets. Great if your family is six cutlery sets and a dream. Shopping that slices thinner than the steak.