Coles & Woolies launch 50g “snack-size beef” to help budgets. Great if your family is six cutlery sets and a dream. Shopping that slices thinner than the steak.

FIFA’s boldest play yet: a World Cup with VR headsets, AI refs that only take crypto, and crowds of Wi-Fi routers,held in Doha but mostly in your lounge room.

“Six months is basically squatting,” say landlords rolling out 3- and 6-week leases with rent reviews every 42 days. Loyalty stamp card included. What could go wrong?

Breaking: Netflix adds a “Skip Therapy” button so you can jump over feelings and get to the explosion. Catharsis optional, binge eternal.